EMAIL 1:
Subject: Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus
Dear Vic,
We fucking loved your movie.
-Lee, Lee, and Joel
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EMAIL 2:
Salutations Vic,
The line, “The intersection of individual paths, whether random or calculated, is what creates or destroys…,” has us bamboozled. What the fuck does this mean?
Also, we were rooting for you to get with her the entire time.
Regards,
Lee, Lee, and Joel
P.S. We still fucking love your movie
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EMAIL 3:
Greetings from Socorro, NM,
To culminate our trilogy of emails tonight; we enclose a gift.
Enjoy,
Lee, Lee, and Joel
P.S. We were rooting for you.
P.P.S. We still fucking love your movie
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Posted by Lee Tu on May 25, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Fucking approved.
Posted by Brandon on May 25, 2010 at 10:10 pm
For the record, I was rooting for you to get with Lorenzo Lamas.
Posted by Vic Chao on May 26, 2010 at 9:00 pm
And Brandon, that is why Lee Tu is the author of The Best Fan Mail Ever, and you’re just some guy who couldn’t catch a fish on Lake Elsinore…
Posted by Lee Tu on May 28, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Apparently, Gary Coleman died…