Ice Cream Drumsticks are useless up top

We all remember the good ol’ ice cream Drumsticks from childhood, right? Sure you do–nasty stale, chopped peanuts on top of a  chocolate shell covering mediocre ice cream throughout. But that cone–that wonderful, wonderful, slightly soft, slightly crunchy cone with the chocolate coating on the inside–that cone was the absolute best. And quite frankly, all the ice cream and crap on top just got in the way of getting to the treasures of the cone. Really, the best bites of the Drumstick were around the lower 1/3 of the cone, where there was just a little bit of ice cream to keep things moist and interesting, but mostly the chocolatey cone dominated.

So my question is–Why even bother with the crap that nobody likes? Just make the chocolate-dipped cone, throw in some ice cream to just about a centimeter below the rim, and then give it to me. You can even throw on your stale peanuts if you like. Take off that big tumor of ice cream that nobody wants in the first place.

Now THAT’S a fuckin’ cone!

(Yeah, when you’ve written a post largely devoid of any humor or even anything remotely interesting, then punch up your endline with a swear word. That’ll make it fuckin’ interesting.)